I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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