Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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