i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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