If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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