Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He kissed a someone with a penis
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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