i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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