my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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