Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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