I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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