I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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