i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
He has the fingertips of a God
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