I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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