All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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