I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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