Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just had sex on a roof
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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