You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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