Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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