Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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