how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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