You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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