Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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