the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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