Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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