why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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