If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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