Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I will be naked everywhere
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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