sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
