Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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