Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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