I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
