we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
