Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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