So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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