i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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