You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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