Well apparently he's into motor boating.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize