this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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