Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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