Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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