i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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