I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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