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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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