the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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