that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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