Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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