Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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