Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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