last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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