sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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