Fuck appropriateness.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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