I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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