honey bunches of taint.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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