I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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