I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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